Thinker
Alex was eating an ice-cream cone on a hot June day, walking down a side walk in a not so busy part of town when suddenly, a man bumped into Alex's shoulder. Alex said, "excuse me." The man responded by smoothing out his hair, opening his eyes extremely wide, and stating this:
"God damned, I can't write, draw, or speak very well on most occasions, but I sure can think well. By God, if you could only see and hear the things that I think, you'd know just how god damned smart I really am! And when you passed me on the street again, you'd turn and look at me and say, 'Well look-it him! There goes one of the greatest thinkers that I have ever had the pleasure to know!'" Then the man turned and continued walking, never looking back.
After that brief statement of opinion, Alex decided to leave the city.
"God damned, I can't write, draw, or speak very well on most occasions, but I sure can think well. By God, if you could only see and hear the things that I think, you'd know just how god damned smart I really am! And when you passed me on the street again, you'd turn and look at me and say, 'Well look-it him! There goes one of the greatest thinkers that I have ever had the pleasure to know!'" Then the man turned and continued walking, never looking back.
After that brief statement of opinion, Alex decided to leave the city.
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